Douglas Fredricks and the House of They

Douglas Fredericks is on a mission to get his parents an extra-special present for their wedding anniversary. But his efforts at unique gifts are all shut down with warnings of: “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks,”  Or, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too… because that’s what THEY say.” With mere days to go, Douglas decides to uncover who the mysterious They are and find a way around their short-sighted rules.